Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Cat for sale

One cat for sale. Cheap. Likes to claw furniture and trip people. Occasionally pees in random places. Very good with children, only scratches them when they really really pull hard on his tail or if they try to sit on his back. He thinks they deserve it sometimes. Likes to be fed several times a day, preferably the most expensive cat food you can find. Will eat the cheap stuff if you don't mind a little cat puke. As with the pee, puke will be in random places, so make sure you don't mind stepping in it barefoot.
Taking any and all offers.


  1. Wendy - you're a riot! You have to keep your cat - he's rodent patrol!! And is that Oliver eating rice and beans? Where's the platanos?? Let them get really ripe, slice it pretty thin, fry it up in oil, dry on paper towels, sprinkle with salt -- Alex's main snack. They are yummy! Tell him Alex says so.

  2. Heh, yea sorry - just inherited my own orange cat who likes to claw my new leather massage chair that would have paid for a tummy tuck in a couple years. Think I just found one of HIS random pukes on a blanket the kids left on the floor in the livingroom. Bleh.

  3. Leah, we got some platanos today! I'm going to try them out this week, I just have to wait till they get a little riper.

  4. Wish I could help you...but well, I hate mine too.