One cat for sale. Cheap. Likes to claw furniture and trip people. Occasionally pees in random places. Very good with children, only scratches them when they really really pull hard on his tail or if they try to sit on his back. He thinks they deserve it sometimes. Likes to be fed several times a day, preferably the most expensive cat food you can find. Will eat the cheap stuff if you don't mind a little cat puke. As with the pee, puke will be in random places, so make sure you don't mind stepping in it barefoot.
Taking any and all offers.